December 2010

1st

Apparently Amie had another baby last night, this one while she was asleep. A girl that she named Elephant (fortunately, it was an elephant toy she was carrying at the time).

She knows where they go.

4th
Can someone please explain to me why I'm speaking in a terrible French accent this morning? Amie keeps asking me to talk in my "Nise voice" because she doesn't like it. But it's fun!


7th
I love when I ask Amie what we need from shopping, she says things like "'mato and lettuce. I really need a 'mato and lettuce sandwich."


12th
Was having a great nap until a certain rugrat charged in. She recently realised she can reach all the door knobs if she uses her chair. Nowhere is safe now!
FTR all the doorknobs are about 4' high.

13th
Amie says Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is coming to visit her and ride home on the bus with us. Reindeer eat worms, lollipops and bus stops according to her :)

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OH and in Amie-land, babies come from your uter-cow-rus.

Dr Amie can do it all!

15th
Due to an unprecedented number of shark attacks this morning, swimming in my room has been cancelled. (Amie has two toy sharks. They kept attacking us as we played on my bed this morning! Complete with the jaws theme song, of course!)

She wasn't really grumpy. She just likes to pretend.

16th
Amie told me I had to hide from the fly that was chasing her animals. All her animals were hiding under chairs and she made me hide under my pillow. So I covered my head and said "Help help! I'm being oppressed!"

Amie then ran around the house yelling "HELP HELP I'M BEING 'PRESSED" which pretty much had me rolling around on the bed laughing.

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How many times can you say "Amie, put your balls away" before it just gets ridiculous and makes you laugh stupidly?


18th
I've been encouraging Amie to have dry nights, but it's a work in progress. This morning she told me SHE had a dry night, but a bug flew into her nappy and did a wee there.

Christmas was all kinds of crazy excitement for her.

29th
Amie has recently discovered that the floor is sometimes covered in lava.